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The Notorious VAG // Spoken Word

I asked her what she had to say,

I hadn’t listened before today.

She's been with me through thick and thin,

its finally time to listen in...

My dear vejay,

Lips open wide,

stands up right now

to speak with pride

Her first words streaming out tonight -

here we go V, it’s your spotlight!


is a dirty word, but why?

Because what she makes you feel

can make you fly?

How can we cringe at her given name

Perhaps it's time we declare a worldwide reframe

I mean,

A pussy? Which scratches at your feet,

a snatch to capture you when we meet.

A bearded clam? Is that for real?

Way to kill every ounce of sex appeal.

A meat wallet might just be the best –

the quickest way to keep her dressed.

She’s more than that – you have to know –

She deserves respect, she's a womanly chateau!

She doesn’t get why she's still seen -

as something tainted, and so unclean.

What makes her feared? What gives you fright?

The fact that she won't always be tight?

She says it's time to loosen up -

To feel her FLOW and let her ERUPT.

Because where has society fallen apart

that we can barely talk about our most powerful body part?

Maybe if we put her in a song,

She’ll finally feel like she belongs.


Notorious VAG, because

these lips are on fiiiiireeeeeyaaaa.

She’s been silenced now for way too long.

She feels her power, she’s growing strong.

She’s so used to blame and shame and pain.

The way she’s treated is f*cking insane

Let’s keep it real – Life. Is. Not. Porn.

This is the spot from where you were born.

The opening where you entered this earth –

Remember...that time your mom gave birth?

She's tired of opening up to be let down –

She’s been through too much – she deserves a crown.

She’s ready to live her life openly

to set her sensational spirit freeeeeee

no more lying down to deal with shtick,

she’s done giving in to senseless dick.

She has something she needs to vent –

Why they think they can touch her without consent

two sets of lips, and they don’t listen to her scream

Is her pure power causing this bad dream?

She’s been caught in many instances which feel 50 shades of grey

No right no wrong, but all along he didn’t pay attention to the no she’d say

And though she fears the whispers of being called “angry feminist”

Maybe when she feels just ONE OUNCE of respect, she can give up on her quest.

AND just because she’s a feminist doesn’t mean she disrespects the man

We need your help to make a change - its the only way we can.

Of course she’s angry - you would be too - if you were looked at as a hole.

Imagine living your entire life being just a fucking pole.